Random Ramblings 12/8
Random Ramblings:
Funny (From Davesdaily.com)
Men Are Like...
...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds they take so long to mature.
...copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
Sadder Sadder News! An infant died after the mother allegedly put him in the dryer. WTF is right with this story! CRAZY... She should be put not in jail but in a laundromat dryer for Life! Then people can put quarters in and spin her crazy ass.
I read about the guy that got shot by the Air Marshals yesterday, basically the gist is that the air marshals shot a guy that was running in the airport and said something about a “bomb” while the guy’s wife was running after him yelling that the guy is her husband and that he’s crazy. Now I’m sorry for the family of the guy that got shot but if he’s mentally ill then what the hell is he doing flying around? And why didn’t he get his medication? Who was the adult responsible for his medication? If I’m in the airport and somebody yelled “bomb” I’d be freaked out and I’ll probably throw what I’m holding at the guy and hope it knocks him down or something. Better to yell “Fire”, “Rape” or “Flood” than “Bomb” in an airport full of people. I think the Air Marshals did their job and had no choice but to shoot the guy. And I think crazy people or people under medication should be either under supervision or not travel at all as traveling conditions could aggravate their situation. I mean if you're sick will you go fly to another state? No.
What about the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad saying the holocaust didn’t happen and that Israel should move to Europe. Talk about backward thinking and a bigot . Just because their ass can get handed to them by a state that is as small as a… um… a peanut?! he goes out talking shit like that thinking it will make him popular. Well actually it did, I didn’t know or care who the president of Iran is until I read this news. Well he’s till an idiot, a bigot, a loon and he can have a fuck you by Bush (pic coming later).
Fuck You Iranian President with the name I can't pronounce.
Mr. Inranian President, YOU can Derelick this guy's balls you racist bigot bastard. (Derelick taken from Zoolander)
Funny (From Davesdaily.com)
Men Are Like...
...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds they take so long to mature.
...copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
Sad Sad News! A Belgian Shepherd saved the lives of three people from a burning building by waking them up with his bark but the dog perished in the flames. The dog was apparently afraid to jump out of the window.
Sadder Sadder News! An infant died after the mother allegedly put him in the dryer. WTF is right with this story! CRAZY... She should be put not in jail but in a laundromat dryer for Life! Then people can put quarters in and spin her crazy ass.
I read about the guy that got shot by the Air Marshals yesterday, basically the gist is that the air marshals shot a guy that was running in the airport and said something about a “bomb” while the guy’s wife was running after him yelling that the guy is her husband and that he’s crazy. Now I’m sorry for the family of the guy that got shot but if he’s mentally ill then what the hell is he doing flying around? And why didn’t he get his medication? Who was the adult responsible for his medication? If I’m in the airport and somebody yelled “bomb” I’d be freaked out and I’ll probably throw what I’m holding at the guy and hope it knocks him down or something. Better to yell “Fire”, “Rape” or “Flood” than “Bomb” in an airport full of people. I think the Air Marshals did their job and had no choice but to shoot the guy. And I think crazy people or people under medication should be either under supervision or not travel at all as traveling conditions could aggravate their situation. I mean if you're sick will you go fly to another state? No.
What about the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad saying the holocaust didn’t happen and that Israel should move to Europe. Talk about backward thinking and a bigot . Just because their ass can get handed to them by a state that is as small as a… um… a peanut?! he goes out talking shit like that thinking it will make him popular. Well actually it did, I didn’t know or care who the president of Iran is until I read this news. Well he’s till an idiot, a bigot, a loon and he can have a fuck you by Bush (pic coming later).
Fuck You Iranian President with the name I can't pronounce.
Mr. Inranian President, YOU can Derelick this guy's balls you racist bigot bastard. (Derelick taken from Zoolander)
posted by Norman at 1:52 PM
2 Comments:
I'm very confused. How on earth does one accidently place their child in a dryer? Did she mistake the kid for a cat, or the dryer for a microwave?
She's probably ill, she called and said someone killed her kid but she admited to putting him in the dryer...sad sad
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